The official Sketches for

A true Hollywood Story about the Agonies & Ecstasies

of A Manic Fashion Stylist

WHEN A BULL SEES

RED

“Your nuts!” -Rihanna

“We ate that” -AZEALIA BANKS

“IT’S IN THE BOOK”

he yelled

“This outfit....Genius!” -Diane Keaton

fairuza & I at the playboy mansion

After giving her a quartz crystal that was roasting in my silk Versace Pants’ pocket..she said “Bless You, Bless You!!” gazing intensely at me with those bright blue witch eyes; clawing at my arms so that I would know that it was sincere

THE MEMOIRS OF A MAD MAN IN A WOMEN’s size 14 shoe 💋

Forever Chologoth..but also..

A NIGHT IN EAST LA

...AND NO ONE SAID SHIIIIIT

THIS IS YOUR LIFE, I keep telling myself

IT’S A WRAP

ITS A TRAP

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

I must be dreaming

NO I EARNED THIS

{PULLS ‘THE TOWER CARD, EVERYTHING COLLAPSES}

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

I ask myself again

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

“THERE’S A PARADOX IN EVERY PARADISE”

-ANI DiFRANCO

Echo Park

WE WERE JUST BACKSTAGE WITH LITTLE DRAGON AT LIB FESTIVAL

LITERALLY A STARVING ARTIST

☝️Just wrapped a DIY look book campaign that later got the attention of Apparel News, amongst other media outlets, even Anthropology requested a colab in the brands’ first season..and one of the most desirable luxury boutiques picked it up... Winning! But then that designer decided to ghost me, refused payment, realized they were going to be sued and not get away with that behavior and PAID ME...all this after saving their brand. I WONT MENTION ANY NAMES but ....True story!

THIS MORTAL COIL, gently plays in the background

“Luxury is fine silk on a hot summer night “

Bleaching one’s eyebrows is a major decision because you are consciously, dramatically altering your appearance for the sake of A LEWK. Makeup is SO much fun with blonde brows...It is punk as fuck to realize that you will have a look that will startle children, your mother will hate it, and the likelihood of scoring any trade is slim to none..but then you do it anyway because you’re a freak, you’re a legend, you’re a goddess, you’re that bitch, you’re a punk.

STYLIST TIP: when a serious fashion magazine features you, make sure you give the tackiest trashiest content humanly possible. Be completely unrecognizable. Paint your whole body a color of your choice, And spray paint your boots the night before. Be sure to scout a matching house 😭